Crash Crimes

Genetics | Wedding Crasher x Chimera (R) | Indica / Sativa | 30% Indica / 70% Sativa | THC | 25–30% | CBD | 0–2% | Effect | Relaxing, creative, balanced | Flavor | Sweet, caramel, grape, earthy | Terpenes | Caramel-forward, low volatility | Indoor yield | 350–450 g/m² (1.15–1.47 oz/ft²) | Outdoor yield | 500–800 g/plant (17.6–28.2 oz/plant) | Flowering time | 8–10 weeks (60–65 days) | Structure | Strong stretch, resin-heavy flowers | Bud appearance | Dense, frosted, sticky | Difficulty level | Intermediate | Best cultivation technique | Light training, control stretch early Crash Crimes is born from a precise cross of Wedding Crasher and a reversed Chimera. The result feels exotic, sticky, and visually striking, with flowers that look dipped in sugar and resin. Grand Cru Genetics crafted this hybrid with a clear goal: intense terpene expression and serious resin returns, especially for fresh frozen extractions. This feminized strain shows multiple phenotypes. All are productive, but one cookie-leaning expression stands out for its extreme resin output, even if yields stay slightly tighter. The aroma profile leans caramel-sweet with earthy depth, while the smoke feels rich and memorable. Bold effects. Expressive aroma. A flavor that lingers. Crash Crimes EffectsThe effect feels like sinking into a leather chair after a long win. Strong, calming waves wrap the body while the mind stays clear and creative. You feel present, relaxed, and quietly powerful. Crash Crimes FlavorEach hit feels like biting into ripe black grapes coated in warm caramel. Sweet, creamy smoke with a dark, chocolatey echo that stays on the tongue long after exhale