Wookie Piss

Wookie Piss brings together the smooth, sweet lemonade-gelato profile of Cheetah Piss with GMO’s signature savory garlic-onion depth, rounded out by the floral lavender and sour grapefruit complexity of Bodhi’s Wookie #15. It’s a loud, rare and complex hybrid that stands out from the mix. Phenos lean slightly indica overall (55-60%) but you’ll pull everything from uplifting sativas to heavy couch-lock to rare Lavender dominant phenos... Flowering Time and Growth Traits Flowering wraps in 8–10 weeks indoors, benefiting from 9–10 for fuller bud development. Outdoors, expect mid-October harvests in moderate climates. Plants show robust hybrid vigor, with medium stretch, strong branching, and dense, resin-coated colas that respond well to topping or SCROG. Yields are reliably medium to high and the genes are resilient to moderate stress but thrives on balanced nutrients and good airflow to prevent mold on those heavier flowers. Terpene Profiles and Pheno Variations The terpene stack is diverse and potent, featuring myrcene (earthy musk), caryophyllene (spicy fuel), linalool (floral lavender), and limonene (sweet citrus), often reaching high totals. This creates pungent, evolving scents that translate beautifully to extracts. Wookie Piss delivers distinct, rewarding keepers with clear expressions from each parent. Cheetah Piss-dominant phenos shine with creamy lemonade-gelato sweetness layered over tropical candy and subtle cream, offering an uplifting and exceptionally smooth smoke. GMO-dominant ones bring savory garlic-onion-mushroom depth with diesel undertones, hitting hard with deep, sedative body effects. The Wookie #15-dominant phenos ~ the rarest ~ unleash intense floral lavender vine paired with sour grapefruit and herbal mint, creating an addictive aroma that's hard to find elsewhere. Hybrid phenos are the most common and they tie it all together seamlessly, blending creamy garlic-lavender fuel for versatile, well-rounded appeal. Limited drop, small numbers mad