Median THC
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Flowering
63 days
Breeder releases
1
Avg rating
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Indica / Sativa — retail shopping guide
Indica 50%Sativa 50%
Indica, sativa and hybrid are a retail shopping convention — not a reliable guide to genetics or effects. When researchers analysed 89,923 commercial samples across six states, these labels did not predict a plant’s terpene or cannabinoid profile, and a genome-wide study found sativa- and indica-labelled plants to be genetically indistinct (PLOS ONE 2022; Nature Plants 2021). The labels are so fluid that AK-47, a hybrid, won “Best Sativa” at the 1999 Cannabis Cup and “Best Indica” four years later. For an accurate, genetics-true picture, see the chemotype above.
Genetics & Lineage
Breeder releases (1)
| Breeder | THC | Flowering | Seeds | Rating |
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| The Plant Stable | — | 63d | regular | — |
About Artificial Dank
This strain was a limited release by The Plant Stable that sold out within hours. There are no plans for a re-release. Rumor has it that if you say GMO 3x in the mirror after smoking this flower the ghost of GMO pasts will haunt you for all of eternity. Most phenos from the Artificial Dank progeny lean heavy on the GMO side, but you can find some truly spectacular outliers that have limited stretch. All should have good yields. Most phenos will want to go for around 70 days in flower while others will finish closer to 63. THC is no concern with most phenos as the averages seem to be in the mid to high 20s. The 4 phenos that were picked to get lab tested all came back with 30%+ percent THC. Dominant terpenes on the "breeder cut" are limonene, myrcene, caryophyllene, & humulene. The aroma across most phenos can be a mix of citrus, rubber, and GMO gas. Effects can be described as relaxing and euphoric. This flower is NOT recommended to those who are new to consuming flowers as the THC might be too intense. For the every day smoker this is one of those strains that will have you feeling "forgetfully bliss." The "breeder" cut will be available in late 2023 in the Oregon Rec market throu
Frequently asked questions
What are the genetics of Artificial Dank?
Artificial Dank comes from MO GMO × Caribbean Vampire.
Is Artificial Dank indica or sativa?
Artificial Dank is classified as indica/sativa hybrid.
How long does Artificial Dank take to flower?
Artificial Dank flowers in about 63 days.
Is Artificial Dank available as feminized or autoflowering seeds?
Artificial Dank is offered as: regular.