Median THC
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Flowering
60 days
Breeder releases
1
Avg rating
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Indica / Sativa — retail shopping guide
Indica 70%Sativa 30%
Indica, sativa and hybrid are a retail shopping convention — not a reliable guide to genetics or effects. When researchers analysed 89,923 commercial samples across six states, these labels did not predict a plant’s terpene or cannabinoid profile, and a genome-wide study found sativa- and indica-labelled plants to be genetically indistinct (PLOS ONE 2022; Nature Plants 2021). The labels are so fluid that AK-47, a hybrid, won “Best Sativa” at the 1999 Cannabis Cup and “Best Indica” four years later. For an accurate, genetics-true picture, see the chemotype above.
Genetics & Lineage
Breeder releases (1)
| Breeder | THC | Flowering | Seeds | Rating |
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| Beans By Wuzi | — | 60d | feminized | — |
About Couch Locka
Couch Locka is a knockout indica-dominant hybrid bred from Dantes Inferno #8 (by Greenpoint Genetics) and Panama Red (reversed female from Bean Breeder Genetics). This first-gen cross was made for the end-of-the-day slumper — expect deep sedation, muscle-melting relaxation, and that signature “locked to the couch” vibe. Buds run thick with trichomes and bring a funky mix of earthy gas, sweet cream, and a hint of tropical spice. Expect a range of phenos thanks to its F1 status — some lean full indica with dense structure and early fade, while others bring a bit more stretch and color from the Panama lineage.
Strain Type: Indica-dominant hybrid
Lineage: Dantes Inferno #8 × Panama Red (reversed)
Breeders: Greenpoint Genetics × Bean Breeder Genetics
Generation: F1 (first-gen cross)
Flower Time: 8–9 weeks
Effects: Sedative, body-heavy, couch lock
Aroma & Flavor: Earthy gas, sweet funk, tropical spice Grow Tips: Best in controlled environments. Tolerant to topping and LST. Give support late flower — some phenos stack heavy
Frequently asked questions
What are the genetics of Couch Locka?
Couch Locka comes from Dantes Inferno × Panama Red.
Is Couch Locka indica or sativa?
Couch Locka is classified as indica dominant.
How long does Couch Locka take to flower?
Couch Locka flowers in about 60 days.
Is Couch Locka available as feminized or autoflowering seeds?
Couch Locka is offered as: feminized.