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Sativa dominant retail shopping label — not genetics

Critters Cookies Strain

Critters Cookies is a sativa dominant strain (Unknown GSC × Wifi Alien OG). ~23% THC; 60-day flowering; effects: uplifted, creative, euphoric.

Median THC
23%
Flowering
60 days
Breeder releases
1
Avg rating

Chemotype genetics-true

THC
23%
CBD
0%
Chemotype
Type I
THC-dominant

Terpene profile most dominant first

MyrcenePineneCaryophylleneHumuleneLimoneneLinaloolOcimene

Chemotype — the cannabinoid and terpene profile — is the signal that stays true to a cultivar’s genetics, which is why scientists classify cannabis by chemical profile (a “chemovar”) rather than by name (Hazekamp & Fischedick 2012). The dominant terpenes below are aggregated from community and lab reporting; aroma and effect associations are preliminary and not medical claims. Lab-verified COA profiles roll out as Areto’s data comes online.

Indica / Sativa — retail shopping guide

Indica 30%Sativa 70%

Indica, sativa and hybrid are a retail shopping convention — not a reliable guide to genetics or effects. When researchers analysed 89,923 commercial samples across six states, these labels did not predict a plant’s terpene or cannabinoid profile, and a genome-wide study found sativa- and indica-labelled plants to be genetically indistinct (PLOS ONE 2022; Nature Plants 2021). The labels are so fluid that AK-47, a hybrid, won “Best Sativa” at the 1999 Cannabis Cup and “Best Indica” four years later. For an accurate, genetics-true picture, see the chemotype above.

Genetics & Lineage

Parents
ParentUnknown GSCParentWifi Alien OGParentSensiburn OGParentWhite Fire Alien OG
This strainCritters Cookies
Descendants (3)
ChildGizmo OGChildSensiburn OGChildHybrid Map of Critters Cookies

Effects

UpliftedCreativeEuphoricHappy

Breeder releases (1)

BreederTHCFloweringSeedsRating
Greenlife Seeds US60dregular

About Critters Cookies

Title: Critters cookies Type: Hybrid Parents: Cookie crumbles X wifi alien Og Flavors: Sweet cake smell, lemon funk undertones Effects: perfect balance of energy and relaxation Relives:, Cramps, Headaches, Stomach issues Indica/Sativa %: 40/60 Flower Time: 8-9 weeks

Frequently asked questions

What are the genetics of Critters Cookies?
Critters Cookies comes from Unknown GSC × Wifi Alien OG.
Is Critters Cookies indica or sativa?
Critters Cookies is classified as sativa dominant.
How much THC does Critters Cookies have?
Across breeder releases, Critters Cookies tests around 23% THC.
How long does Critters Cookies take to flower?
Critters Cookies flowers in about 60 days.
Is Critters Cookies available as feminized or autoflowering seeds?
Critters Cookies is offered as: regular.