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Indica / Sativa — retail shopping guide
Indica 30%Sativa 70%
Indica, sativa and hybrid are a retail shopping convention — not a reliable guide to genetics or effects. When researchers analysed 89,923 commercial samples across six states, these labels did not predict a plant’s terpene or cannabinoid profile, and a genome-wide study found sativa- and indica-labelled plants to be genetically indistinct (PLOS ONE 2022; Nature Plants 2021). The labels are so fluid that AK-47, a hybrid, won “Best Sativa” at the 1999 Cannabis Cup and “Best Indica” four years later. For an accurate, genetics-true picture, see the chemotype above.
Genetics & Lineage
Parents
This strainGreased Monkey
Breeder releases (1)
| Breeder | THC | Flowering | Seeds | Rating |
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| Hippie Krack Genetiks | — | — | feminized | — |
About Greased Monkey
🛢️🍌 Greased Monkey 100% ORGANIC & 100% FIRE
Bred by: Hippie Krack Genetiks
Lineage: Critical Banana Kush (Greenhouse Seed Co.) × Fuel OG (Ripper Seeds
Type: Sativa-dominant Hybrid (60/40) Gender: Feminized THC: ~26% CBD/CBG: Not available Flowering Time: 56–63 days Height: Medium Yield: High Stretch in Bloom: 3× Grow Difficulty: Moderate 🌱 Grower’s Highlights Bud Structure Uniform, rock-hard, dense flowers with light purple hues
Trichomes Thick white frost—ideal for extraction
Foliage Dark green leaves; extremely easy to trim
Support Needed Staking or netting recommended due to heavy flower weight
Training Techniques Topping, FIM, LST, super cropping all encouraged
Stretch Factor 3× stretch during bloom—plan for vertical space
Yield Potential High—especially with multiple tops and canopy management 🍌🧪 Aroma & Flavor Profile Overripe Banana Sweet and funky tropical top note
Vanilla & Chemical Creamy undertone with sharp chem edge
Petroleum Funk Pungent fuel finish from Fuel OG lineage Aroma: Loud and layered—like banana pudding spilled in a mechanic’s garage
Flavor: Sweet, greasy, and complex with a lingering fuel glaze 🌿 Terpene Breakdown Myrcene Sedative, pain relief, earthy base
Frequently asked questions
What are the genetics of Greased Monkey?
Greased Monkey comes from Fuel OG × Critical Mass.
Is Greased Monkey indica or sativa?
Greased Monkey is classified as sativa dominant.
Is Greased Monkey available as feminized or autoflowering seeds?
Greased Monkey is offered as: feminized.