Median THC
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Flowering
63 days
Breeder releases
2
Avg rating
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Indica / Sativa — retail shopping guide
Indica 50%Sativa 50%
Indica, sativa and hybrid are a retail shopping convention — not a reliable guide to genetics or effects. When researchers analysed 89,923 commercial samples across six states, these labels did not predict a plant’s terpene or cannabinoid profile, and a genome-wide study found sativa- and indica-labelled plants to be genetically indistinct (PLOS ONE 2022; Nature Plants 2021). The labels are so fluid that AK-47, a hybrid, won “Best Sativa” at the 1999 Cannabis Cup and “Best Indica” four years later. For an accurate, genetics-true picture, see the chemotype above.
Genetics & Lineage
Parents
This strainMarried With Children
Descendants (10)
ChildBaby BatterChildBrawndoChildBreadwinnerChildClassy GasChildJezus JuiceChildMimosaChildPrimal PunchChildTriangle KushChildMary MagdeleneChildHybrid Map of Married with Children
Breeder releases (2)
| Breeder | THC | Flowering | Seeds | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Empire Breeding Co. | — | — | regular | — |
| The Bakery Genetics | — | 63d | regular | — |
About Married With Children
Married With Children aka M.W.C.
These grow like sativa dominant plants, but have slighty indica dominant effects. Helps with appetite stimulation and mild pain,
as well as mood. I call it an attitude adjustment. Great before meditation, or slightly stressful situations, like awkward social settings.
Wedding Cake F3 （Lemon Frosting # 9 Pheno） female was bred to Giraffe Pussy F2 （Big Red Pheno） male pollen donor..
Expect lots of colorful expressions such as pink & green 50/50s, reds, and even some purples.
These plants don't rely on cooler temps to express these vibrant variations either. 50% exhibit colored flowers.
Plants typically take 63 days to flower and should definitely be trained and supported for maximum yields.
Releasing on Halloween 2024 by The Bakery Genetics
email: thebakerygenetics@gmail.com Lineage: Wedding Cake F3
（Originally created by Seed Junky）
（Lemon Frosting # 9 Pheno） （f）
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Giraffe Pussy F2
（Big Red Pheno）（m） Created and cultivated with LOVE.
@thebakerygenetics
Frequently asked questions
What are the genetics of Married With Children?
Married With Children comes from Mimosa × Giraffe Pussy.
Is Married With Children indica or sativa?
Married With Children is classified as indica/sativa hybrid.
How long does Married With Children take to flower?
Married With Children flowers in about 63 days.
Is Married With Children available as feminized or autoflowering seeds?
Married With Children is offered as: regular.