Median THC
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Flowering
60 days
Breeder releases
1
Avg rating
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Indica / Sativa — retail shopping guide
Indica 70%Sativa 30%
Indica, sativa and hybrid are a retail shopping convention — not a reliable guide to genetics or effects. When researchers analysed 89,923 commercial samples across six states, these labels did not predict a plant’s terpene or cannabinoid profile, and a genome-wide study found sativa- and indica-labelled plants to be genetically indistinct (PLOS ONE 2022; Nature Plants 2021). The labels are so fluid that AK-47, a hybrid, won “Best Sativa” at the 1999 Cannabis Cup and “Best Indica” four years later. For an accurate, genetics-true picture, see the chemotype above.
Genetics & Lineage
Breeder releases (1)
| Breeder | THC | Flowering | Seeds | Rating |
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| Calyx Bros. Seed Co. | — | 60d | feminized | — |
About Monkey Spanker
Monkey Spanker by Calyx Bros. Seed Co. is a feminized, indica-leaning hybrid built for gas lovers and potency seekers. Combining Sleepy Monkey × (Abusive OG × Sour D), this cultivar delivers loud fuel terpenes, sticky glue funk, and classic sour undertones wrapped in a strong, high-performing structure.
Designed for growers who want heavy-hitting effects with dependable yields, Monkey Spanker brings together OG power and Sour Diesel intensity in a modern feminized format. GeneticsSleepy Monkey × (Abusive OG × Sour D)
Sleepy Monkey – Adds relaxing depth and structural balance
Abusive OG – Contributes dense buds, OG gas, and potency
Sour D (Sour Diesel) – Brings sharp sour funk and uplifting edge
The result is a terpene-rich hybrid with serious punch and unmistakable old-school gas appeal. Seed TypeFeminized – Optimized for all-female flower production. Strain TypeIndica-Leaning Hybrid
Delivers strong physical relaxation with layered cerebral intensity. Flowering TimeIndoor: Approximately 8–9 weeks
Outdoor: Full-season finish (climate dependent) YieldMedium to High Yield Potential Produces dense, resin-heavy flowers with proper canopy management and feeding. Grow EnvironmentSuitable
Frequently asked questions
What are the genetics of Monkey Spanker?
Monkey Spanker comes from Sleepy Monkey × Abusive OG.
Is Monkey Spanker indica or sativa?
Monkey Spanker is classified as indica dominant.
How long does Monkey Spanker take to flower?
Monkey Spanker flowers in about 60 days.
Is Monkey Spanker available as feminized or autoflowering seeds?
Monkey Spanker is offered as: feminized.