No Joke

 Strong aromas, extreme amounts of trichomes, and flower that will make you new friends. This strain is aptly named No Joke. An easy plant to grow, these ladies can handle regular training, high heat, and they demonstrate an elevated level of resistance to PM. Feminized seeds Parent plants: Westports Grape Juice (reversed) x Kool Aid Man Flowering time: 65-70 days Expected phenotypes: 2 Structure: Pheno 1 - short/medium, bushy, tight internodal spacing, minimal stretch. Pheno 2 - medium/tall, Christmas tree, larger internodal spacing, almost 2x stretch Bud formation: dense golf ball nugs with stacked, plump bracts OR thick spear shaped colas Color: Purple and green expressions can be found (see test grow video) Yield: Generous Trichome coverage: Extra heavy Washability: Yes Training: Does well with LST, SCROG, and HST techniques including mainlining. Support is recommended for larger plants. Profile 1: The aroma is a strong combination of strawberries, fruit punch, and cherry Vicks with a tropical twist This powerful combination also translates into the flavor from your dry hit all the way to the roach. One of the No Joke testers (Shield Maidens Garden) said “One pheno in particular gives me this LOUD fruit punch/red Gatorade aroma that I can't wait to try.” Profile 2: This is a savory profile, in contrast to the previous pheno. There is a generally mild earthy funk with a hint of chicken soup or bullion. This tends to be the taller pheno and has slightly higher amounts of trichomes. One of the No Joke testers (Red State / pics shown above) said “it reminds me in a way of White truffle”. This same tester also won a Growers Cup with his #3 selection of this No Joke pheno. Overall the feedback has been very positive. A different tester (JCarbo) said “These were easily the best genetics I have grown, By far the stinkiest, trichome covered, and tastiest herb I have cultivated.” No Joke has received positive feedback from cannabis aficionados Adam Dunn, and DGC Banner. I