Median THC
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Flowering
67 days
Breeder releases
1
Avg rating
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Indica / Sativa — retail shopping guide
Indica 70%Sativa 30%
Indica, sativa and hybrid are a retail shopping convention — not a reliable guide to genetics or effects. When researchers analysed 89,923 commercial samples across six states, these labels did not predict a plant’s terpene or cannabinoid profile, and a genome-wide study found sativa- and indica-labelled plants to be genetically indistinct (PLOS ONE 2022; Nature Plants 2021). The labels are so fluid that AK-47, a hybrid, won “Best Sativa” at the 1999 Cannabis Cup and “Best Indica” four years later. For an accurate, genetics-true picture, see the chemotype above.
Genetics & Lineage
Parents
This strainSelfish Bastard
Descendants (3)
Breeder releases (1)
| Breeder | THC | Flowering | Seeds | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Savage Land Exotics | — | 67d | feminized | — |
About Selfish Bastard
Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid Feminized Photoperiod (Ultra-Limited) (Not for Sale Yet)
Lineage: Jaxton's Cookies (Tarantula Genetics) × 1981 Roadkill Skunk
Mother Lineage: Platinum Chunk Cookies × Strawberry Kush Breath
Flower Time: 63-70 Days
Yield: High / Rock-Hard, "Diamond" Encrusted Buds
Stretch: Heavy
Aroma: A complex, "stinky-sweet" masterpiece. The Strawberry Kush Breath provides a loud, overripe berry and creamy vanilla top note. The 1981 RKS immediately drags those berries through a sulfuric, acrid gas pit. It smells like strawberry preserves that have gone sour, mixed with freshly laid asphalt and roadside musk.
Flavor: The flavor is a heavy-duty "Berry-Gas." It coats the mouth in a creamy, doughy strawberry film that is quickly replaced by a sharp, metallic, oily, and acrid skunk exhale. It is exceptionally "greasy" on the palate, leaving a lingering taste of sweet berry skins and burnt rubber.
Effects: This is a "heavy-eyed" powerhouse. The Platinum Chunk Cookies and RKS work together to create an immediate physical slump, while the Strawberry Kush Breath keeps the mind in a hazy, euphoric cloud. It is deeply relaxing and carries a profound "couch-lock" weight.
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Frequently asked questions
What are the genetics of Selfish Bastard?
Selfish Bastard comes from Jaxton’s Cookies × Puppy Breath S1.
Is Selfish Bastard indica or sativa?
Selfish Bastard is classified as indica dominant.
How long does Selfish Bastard take to flower?
Selfish Bastard flowers in about 67 days.
Is Selfish Bastard available as feminized or autoflowering seeds?
Selfish Bastard is offered as: feminized.