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Indica dominant retail shopping label — not genetics

The Grouch Strain

The Grouch is an indica dominant strain (GreenPoison × Alien Kush F2). 49-day flowering.

Median THC
Flowering
49 days
Breeder releases
1
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Indica / Sativa — retail shopping guide

Indica 70%Sativa 30%

Indica, sativa and hybrid are a retail shopping convention — not a reliable guide to genetics or effects. When researchers analysed 89,923 commercial samples across six states, these labels did not predict a plant’s terpene or cannabinoid profile, and a genome-wide study found sativa- and indica-labelled plants to be genetically indistinct (PLOS ONE 2022; Nature Plants 2021). The labels are so fluid that AK-47, a hybrid, won “Best Sativa” at the 1999 Cannabis Cup and “Best Indica” four years later. For an accurate, genetics-true picture, see the chemotype above.

Genetics & Lineage

Parents
ParentGreenPoisonParentAlien Kush F2
This strainThe Grouch

Breeder releases (1)

BreederTHCFloweringSeedsRating
Pacific NW Roots49dregular

About The Grouch

"Green Poison is a dangerously flavorful Indica cross championed by Sweet Seeds. It pulls you in with a fruity and floral aroma, then delivers a potent dose of euphoria and body-numbing relaxation. Don't be fooled by the lethal name, the only thing Green Poison kills is pain, insomnia, muscle spasms, and appetite loss. Growers should bear in mind that Green Poison is particularly susceptible to fungi, but those up to the challenge will want to wait 7 weeks for this Indica to finish flowering indoors or near the end of September outside."

Frequently asked questions

What are the genetics of The Grouch?
The Grouch comes from GreenPoison × Alien Kush F2.
Is The Grouch indica or sativa?
The Grouch is classified as indica dominant.
How long does The Grouch take to flower?
The Grouch flowers in about 49 days.
Is The Grouch available as feminized or autoflowering seeds?
The Grouch is offered as: regular.