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Sativa dominant retail shopping label — not genetics

WiFi Cake Strain

WiFi Cake is a sativa dominant strain (White Fire 43 × Jungle Cake). ~23% THC; 56-day flowering; effects: creative, uplifted, happy.

Median THC
23%
Flowering
56 days
Breeder releases
1
Avg rating
—

Chemotype genetics-true

THC
23%
Chemotype
Type I
THC-dominant

Chemotype — the cannabinoid and terpene profile — is the lab-verifiable signal that stays true to a cultivar’s genetics, which is why scientists classify cannabis by chemical profile (a “chemovar”) rather than by name (Hazekamp & Fischedick 2012). Cannabinoid type is set largely by a single gene (the THC:CBD ratio); about 96% of commercial flower is Type I, THC-dominant. Terpene profiles are sourced from Certificates of Analysis (COA) and roll out as Areto’s lab-verified data comes online.

Indica / Sativa — retail shopping guide

Indica 30%Sativa 70%

Indica, sativa and hybrid are a retail shopping convention — not a reliable guide to genetics or effects. When researchers analysed 89,923 commercial samples across six states, these labels did not predict a plant’s terpene or cannabinoid profile, and a genome-wide study found sativa- and indica-labelled plants to be genetically indistinct (PLOS ONE 2022; Nature Plants 2021). The labels are so fluid that AK-47, a hybrid, won “Best Sativa” at the 1999 Cannabis Cup and “Best Indica” four years later. For an accurate, genetics-true picture, see the chemotype above.

Genetics & Lineage

Parents
ParentWhite Fire 43ParentJungle CakeParentWedding CakeParentWhite Fire OG
This strainWiFi Cake
Descendants (3)
ChildJungle WiFiChildJungle CakeChildHybrid Map of WiFi Cake

Effects

CreativeUpliftedHappyFocused

Aroma & Taste

Aroma

BerrySweet

Breeder releases (1)

BreederTHCFloweringSeedsRating
Jungle Boys—56dregular—

About WiFi Cake

Wifi Cake is a classic weed strain produced by jungle boys dispensary. It is made from White Fire 43 crossed with Jungle Cake, with a total THC/A26.8%. This pretty kinky incestuous back crossing results in pure cakey goodness. The nose is dominated by the cakey sweet vanilla buttercream, lemon meringue and toasted almond notes with lighter notes of citrus and fragrant pine needles. The flavor profile doesn’t disappoint as the inhale has sweeter vanilla undertones with light notes of toasted almond with exhale taking a lighter piney citrusy turn. Jungle Boys created WiFi Cake as a combination of Wedding Cake with White Fire OG （also called WiFi OG）. The top reported aromas of the WiFi Cake strain are flowers, diesel, and skunk. It is said to taste of fuel, citrus, and skunk

Frequently asked questions

What are the genetics of WiFi Cake?
WiFi Cake comes from White Fire 43 × Jungle Cake.
Is WiFi Cake indica or sativa?
WiFi Cake is classified as sativa dominant.
How much THC does WiFi Cake have?
Across breeder releases, WiFi Cake tests around 23% THC.
How long does WiFi Cake take to flower?
WiFi Cake flowers in about 56 days.
Is WiFi Cake available as feminized or autoflowering seeds?
WiFi Cake is offered as: regular.