Median THC
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Flowering
63 days
Breeder releases
1
Avg rating
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Indica / Sativa — retail shopping guide
Indica 50%Sativa 50%
Indica, sativa and hybrid are a retail shopping convention — not a reliable guide to genetics or effects. When researchers analysed 89,923 commercial samples across six states, these labels did not predict a plant’s terpene or cannabinoid profile, and a genome-wide study found sativa- and indica-labelled plants to be genetically indistinct (PLOS ONE 2022; Nature Plants 2021). The labels are so fluid that AK-47, a hybrid, won “Best Sativa” at the 1999 Cannabis Cup and “Best Indica” four years later. For an accurate, genetics-true picture, see the chemotype above.
Genetics & Lineage
Parents
This strainFast Crazy Bastard
Breeder releases (1)
| Breeder | THC | Flowering | Seeds | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Doctor's Choice | — | 63d | regular | — |
About Fast Crazy Bastard
Fast Crazy Bastard is an extraordinary, ultra-fast photoperiod strain developed by Doctor's Choice, created for enthusiasts of rare and unconventional genetics. Compact in growth yet productive, this variety delivers reliable yields while maintaining a sturdy, resilient structure.
Thanks to its reduced leaf mass, strong mold resistance, and overall hardiness, Fast Crazy Bastard is especially appealing to experimental growers and collectors seeking something truly different. At the same time, its manageable cultivation requirements make it suitable for beginners looking to explore unique phenotypes without excessive difficulty.
Visually, the plant stands out due to its distinctive ABC (Australian Bastard Cannabis) foliage, which barely resembles traditional cannabis leaves and provides a naturally discreet appearance. Aromatically, it offers a lively blend of fresh, slightly sour fruit tones, layered with citrus brightness, subtle haze nuances, and a touch of pine. Lineage: ABC Crazy Crosses x (Drunken Bastard x Lowryder) Genetics: Indica / Sativa Hybrid Flowering Time: 8–10 weeks Aroma: Sour, fruity, citrus, light haze, pine THC: ~17%
Frequently asked questions
What are the genetics of Fast Crazy Bastard?
Fast Crazy Bastard comes from Australian Bastard Cannabis × Drunken Bastard.
Is Fast Crazy Bastard indica or sativa?
Fast Crazy Bastard is classified as indica/sativa hybrid.
How long does Fast Crazy Bastard take to flower?
Fast Crazy Bastard flowers in about 63 days.
Is Fast Crazy Bastard available as feminized or autoflowering seeds?
Fast Crazy Bastard is offered as: regular.