Fast Crazy Bastard

Fast Crazy Bastard is an extraordinary, ultra-fast photoperiod strain developed by Doctor's Choice, created for enthusiasts of rare and unconventional genetics. Compact in growth yet productive, this variety delivers reliable yields while maintaining a sturdy, resilient structure. Thanks to its reduced leaf mass, strong mold resistance, and overall hardiness, Fast Crazy Bastard is especially appealing to experimental growers and collectors seeking something truly different. At the same time, its manageable cultivation requirements make it suitable for beginners looking to explore unique phenotypes without excessive difficulty. Visually, the plant stands out due to its distinctive ABC (Australian Bastard Cannabis) foliage, which barely resembles traditional cannabis leaves and provides a naturally discreet appearance. Aromatically, it offers a lively blend of fresh, slightly sour fruit tones, layered with citrus brightness, subtle haze nuances, and a touch of pine. Lineage: ABC Crazy Crosses x (Drunken Bastard x Lowryder) Genetics: Indica / Sativa Hybrid Flowering Time: 8–10 weeks Aroma: Sour, fruity, citrus, light haze, pine THC: ~17%